A classmate told us this joke: A man set fire to a copper house, a wood house and a cotton house, which house does the ambulance put out first?
I got caught up in that one for a while, and answered cotton. But the correct answer is: (drum-rolls please) An ambulance doesn't put out fires!
Along the same lines, she told us one yesterday that goes: A chicken says "All chicken are liars". Is it telling the truth?
The punch line is that chickens don't talk.
I didn't think they were that funny. I didn't get them. Bitter? Me? No way.
~.o.o.~
So, research task in the holidays! I also have one birthday party/outing on each Monday and one day I'm going to the Easter Show. Are you guys doing anything in the holidays, or is the mountain of school work still holding you down?
if an ambulance doesn't put out fires, what does it do? put water on fires? so lost man.
ReplyDeleteAn ambulance takes injured people to hospital, it doesn't put out fires.
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